Program with a Happy Ending
The worst part about dying alone in front of your TV is that you can’t get to the remote control. Victor Secco learned this soon after . . .
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We Left Before Trotsky
My parents were Maoists long after the Chinese themselves were not. We lived in Berkeley . . .
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Footwear for Aliens
Nathalia could see that her shoes were decomposing, and the African was the only one who could help her . . .
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Preferably Norwegian
Alfie said he didn't want the parrot. He was worried it would perch on his shoulder and shit down his back . . .
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Stopping for Gas
My mother always drugged our cat before family car trips. Ruth claimed that if she didn't sedate him, Buster would run amok . . .
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